Step into the outrageous and hilarious world of Ted (2012) — the comedy hit that redefined the meaning of childhood wishes. Directed by Seth MacFarlane, this wildly inappropriate yet heartfelt film follows John Bennett and his foul-mouthed, living teddy bear, Ted, as they navigate adulthood, friendship, and growing up without really growing up.
Think you remember every crude joke, celebrity cameo, and heartwarming moment? Test your knowledge with our 10-question Ted trivia! Only true fans of this comedy classic will be able to score a perfect 10.
Ted (2012) Trivia Questions & Answers
- Who directed and voiced the character of Ted in the 2012 film?
Correct Answer: Seth MacFarlane
Seth MacFarlane, the creator of Family Guy, directed Ted and voiced the title character using motion capture. His signature style of adult humor blended with unexpected emotion gave Ted his distinctive personality, making the foul-mouthed teddy bear an instant pop culture icon.
- What is the name of Ted’s best friend and owner?
Correct Answer: John Bennett
John Bennett, portrayed by Mark Wahlberg, is Ted’s lifelong best friend. Their bond stems from John’s childhood wish that his teddy bear could come to life. As adults, their friendship is put to the test as John struggles to mature and commit to a serious relationship.
- What wish does young John make that brings Ted to life?
Correct Answer: For his teddy bear to come alive
As a lonely boy, John wishes on Christmas for his teddy bear to come to life — and it magically does. Ted becomes a national sensation before fading into the background, but the real focus is the enduring and hilarious friendship that results.
- What is the name of John’s girlfriend in the movie?
Correct Answer: Lori Collins
Lori Collins, played by Mila Kunis, is John’s girlfriend who grows tired of his refusal to grow up. She challenges him to choose between their future together and his partying lifestyle with Ted, creating the emotional conflict at the heart of the film.
- What city is Ted set in?
Correct Answer: Boston
The story takes place in Boston, with local landmarks, culture, and strong accents featured prominently. The setting reflects the hometown roots of both Mark Wahlberg and Seth MacFarlane, grounding the fantasy in a very real place.
- Which actor from the 1980 movie Flash Gordon appears as himself in Ted?
Correct Answer: Sam J. Jones
Sam J. Jones makes a hilarious cameo as himself, playing a fictionalized, over-the-top version of the cult sci-fi hero. John and Ted idolize him, and his wild party appearance is a highlight for fans of the original film and ’80s nostalgia.
- What is Ted’s bad habit throughout the movie?
Correct Answer: Smoking and drinking
Ted indulges in all sorts of adult vices — especially smoking weed and heavy drinking — which are a major point of conflict. While often played for laughs, these habits also represent John’s struggle with immaturity and letting go of his past.
- What is the name of the creepy man who wants to “adopt” Ted?
Correct Answer: Donny
Donny, played by Giovanni Ribisi, is a bizarre and unsettling character obsessed with owning Ted. His subplot adds a strange and suspenseful twist to the comedy, culminating in a chase that provides action and tension to the third act.
- What company does Lori work for?
Correct Answer: A PR firm
Lori works at a public relations firm, highlighting her ambition and professionalism — traits that contrast with John’s carefree attitude. Her career symbolizes the adulthood that John is reluctant to fully embrace, complicating their relationship.
- What event does Ted sing at near the end of the movie?
Correct Answer: A charity concert
Ted performs the Octopussy theme song at a charity event, providing both comic relief and a sentimental gesture to help John and Lori reconcile. It’s one of several moments where Ted’s antics are matched by genuine affection and loyalty to his best friend.
